People fall for good conspiracy theories. There is a thrill in knowing a secret despite the fact that it has nothing to do with reality. How about investigating some of them? Seriously.
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you. – Joseph Heller
1. 5G is the reason for the new Coronavirus.
Yeah. I mean, everyone knows viruses manifest out of high-frequency electromagnetic radiation. Therefore, people get the flu, and this is why you should not stay on the internet for too long. Even the cosmic background radiation is causing damage. In fact, the earth is a dangerous place. And already Kant knew, that the sun, shining into the room, is the cause for the tiny little insects there. So.
Or do you think it was coincidence that HIV emerged exactly the same time, mobile phones were invented?
2. The Earth is flat.
Totally flat. Period.
And before the big science conspiracy told the biggest lie of all lies, everyone knew the truth. It is the media, you know.
See? If not flat, why then are the maps?
3. Rock Music was introduced by the CIA to send subliminal messages.
Yes, and due to the fact that Hollywood Movies, Advertisements, Social Media and stuff were also just invented to manipulate you, this is OK. In my opinion. Everyone does it. Or would you prefer to get brainwashed by some superficial Pop-Music, when you could listen to good music instead? Exactly.
4. The Queen of England is not human, but a Reptile.
I mean, look at her. Obviously not human at all. And be strong now: Nearly everyone popular you know is a Reptile as well.
We humans are the minority here on this planet. And if your rhesus-factor is negative, you should really ask yourself why you are still pretending to be a normal human-human and not admitting publicly that you are indeed a lizard. Seriously: This is NOT fair, to get us all fooled.
5. The Moon is an artificial, military Death-star-kinda-thing.
It is not exactly clear, whether it was ancient aliens, the normal, all familiar Grey Aliens, the Alien Federation of United Aliens, the Alien Inc. – but someone built the moon for the dark and sinister purpose only to take over mankind. Sigh.
And shortly before it came out and went viral, there was a huge cover-up happening back then. They hired Stanley Kubrick to make a movie about some fictional moon-landing, to show that the moon is just an all innocent and normal celestial-body you can go to anytime. (But they never showed the dark side of the moon, noticed?)
6. The earth is hollow.
Earth Fun Fact: When you manage to fall into the big whole at the Antarctica (but don’t worry, this is not possible due to the fact that there is military presence in that area to prevent you exactly from that) – you will come out at the north-pole.
Crazy shit, right? Sounds fun. Let’s do it!!! We must just beware of the Nazi-Civilization living there.
7. Dinosaurs? There never were dinosaurs.
This is obviously a conspiracy theory. You should ask yourself: If there never was no dinosaur, where did Godzilla and Big Foot came from?